So here we are again, another week another newspaper, the oldest weekly newspaper in California, the Mountain Messenger, we believe it is the primary source of intelligence information used by POTUS Trump. We have no real evidence to support this belief but in truth it would explain a lot of things that the Trumper says, except the fake news thing, there is never anything fake in the Mess (locals fondly refer to the Mess as the Mess). Don is with his Mom again, I think this is going to be her regular visit, cause Don and his beloved Irene always go there on vacation in October. So his Mom’s health is good and this is a normal yearly trip where Milly does all of the work, knowing she will get full credit and Jill will just be the gopher girl. It would be nice to surprise Don and buy a lot of subscriptions and ads and make sure Jill gets credit because she really is a nice girl even though Milly is prettier and friendlier.
Send anything you need published to Milly, the CEO and most important person in the office, at email@example.com or you may call directly to 530 289-3262 and talk to Don, (and suggest he give a raise to Jill, Milly’s secretary). For a subscription: send money to Mountain Messenger at P.O. Drawer A, Downieville 95936 or call 530 289-3262 with credit card in hand.. Write to Don Russell at firstname.lastname@example.org and tell him you subscribed because you read about it on Sierra County Prospect….. Subscriptions cost –In Sierra County $30 1yr- $50 2yrs / Out of county $35 1 yr -$60 2yrs