We have a special note from Milly this week about when you need to get your requests in to put a greeting to your loved family, neighbors, friends and enemies right here: ” “Christmas card ads orders are being taken for the Mountain Messenger, like right now. Well, not right now, but as soon as you mail, call, email, fax or hand deliver your Christmas greeting to us. We have a variety of ad sizes that we can tailor to meet any budget. Even a budget like my own. Because Don Russell barely pays me to do all the work I do. But I’ll work hard for you, if you’d like me help you design a holiday greeting ‘card’ which is actually an advertisement, but in the form of a Christmas, or whatever you celebrate, greeting. It’s not really an ad, because you aren’t selling anything. Unless you are selling something. Then its both.
But I have to go now cuz Don wants me to work and I’m going to get yelled at soon. Thank you for supporting me (I’m homeless, by the way…and single) and the MM” .That is really weird, I don’t think that is Milly, it sounds more like Jill (who now wants to be known by Jilly… she thinks sounding more like Milly by being JIlly will result in a higher pay rate… you never know… so please call jIll Jilly and Milly Millicent.
Send anything you need published to Milly, the CEO and most important person in the office, at email@example.com or you may call directly to 530 289-3262 and talk to Don, (and suggest he give a raise to Jill, Milly’s secretary). For a subscription: send money to Mountain Messenger at P.O. Drawer A, Downieville 95936 or call 530 289-3262 with credit card in hand.. Write to Don Russell at firstname.lastname@example.org and tell him you subscribed because you read about it on Sierra County Prospect….. Subscriptions cost –In Sierra County $30 1yr- $50 2yrs / Out of county $35 1 yr -$60 2yrs