Mountain Messenger (no fat please) 2/7/18

Oh, golly gee, gosh… what to write…what to write, there is so much to say about what is going on across the street at the Mess, however I have been sworn to secrecy, actually I have been threatened with release of more fat pictures if I am not careful of divulging confidential information. Ok, fine, I’ll say nothing… I’ve also been told they will destroy the negatives if I manage to have 5 new subscribers this week. So please help me, I am seriously working on the fat thing, so no pictures being released will help my image. Please order your subscription or at least order a subscription and tell them to send the bill to me…Help me…

2/7/18 Don Russell pretends to be real media while harassing Firefighter Epps regarding his unbuttoned jacket…

Contact Milly, the CEO and most important person in the office, at yesdearyousuck@yahoo.com or you may call directly to 530 289-3262 and talk to Don, (and suggest he give a raise to Jill, Milly’s secretary). For a subscription: send money to Mountain Messenger at P.O. Drawer A, Downieville 95936 or call 530 289-3262 with credit card in hand.. Write to Don Russell at mtnmess@cwo.com and tell him you subscribed because you read about it on Sierra County Prospect….. Subscriptions cost –In Sierra County $30 1yr- $50 2yrs / Out of county $35 1 yr -$60 2yrs

 

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