4/17/13 Java has gone to be with her friends, Johnny & Rusty over the Rainbow bridge. We miss her. Java was a good dog.
4/10/13 Ok, so Mama Cat is Tulla’s cat and I am Tulla’s favorite dog. So tell me again why there are now four cats and one dog? She better just be visiting….
4/3/13 Yeah, I’m thinking, about a lot of things, like how come you have three cats and one dog, why do you have more cats than me, and don’t tell me the small white one wants to be my friend, the minute you leave the room he’s in my bed…
3/27/13 Yes, I’m going into the kitchen and if there is cat food there I am going to eat it… why are you constantly monitoring my every move… they didn’t eat it then it’s mine….
3/20/13 I am tired, and I don’t want to walk just because you say so. You are not the boss of me. I am much older than you…. oh yeh, you are really old too… but I am my own dog…
3/13/13 Sure laugh, you think it’s funny, I get a new bed and who gets to sleep it… why is this funny?
3/6/13 I’m tired, I’m old, I don’t want to have to jump in and out of the car, I don’t want to walk unless I want to walk, I don’t like the stupid white cat in my bed. Let me know when you get it…..
2/27/13 Yes, I’m attractive, I look very good for a dog my age… I don’t need you to tell me I am a good dog, I don’t need your validation. I am my own dog.
2/20/13 Look my goal this year was to be nice to you. I appreciate the food and treats and the walks. But I got to be honest sometimes it is really difficult to be nice… to you…
2/13/13 Look, you try jumping from the ground into the car with four short legs…Technically I am older than you although that may be hard for anyone to believe.. since you are older than almost everyone… but my age prohibits me from having to jump… you’ll just have to carry more of those little bags with you…. ha ha ha…
2/6/13 You’re calling me fat, Miss Blimpo?…why not have another cookie. If you would give most of it to me, you might resolve your problem. No that is not a tick on my belly… for woofing out loud just leave me alone..
1/30/13 Look, I like to sit in the car, maybe even sleep… there are no raccoons to keep track of and it is warm in the car, even with the windows open. I’m tired of being on display… please tell your friends to stop looking at me… unless of course it is summer and hot and I am in the car panting.. then they better tell the Sheriff….. but you would never do that to me …. would you?
1/23/12 Sure, take a picture of me through the bars…. I bet you think that is really funny… well I don’t have to be a part of your sick game, and I’m not looking at you…
1/16/13 Yes, I do prefer to stay inside in the morning when the temperature outside is 18 degrees… I am not a fool… I’ve noticed the water inside is not a solid block of ice in my bowl… I’ve noticed the cat’s water inside is never frozen..I resent the double standard…
I like to roll in the gravel… I like to roll in the snow… I don’t like having a leash on, Yukon doesn’t wear a leash all the time, why do I have to wear a leash? My life is not the same as other dogs, why is that?
1/2/13 No, we are not going to talk about it… I heard Sarah ask if I got my boots for Christmas… I heard you tell her you didn’t think I would wear them… what gives you the right to decide for me?… I might just wear them… maybe I will and maybe I won’t… it’s not up to you… did Santadog leave them? where are they? Did Freddy get boots?
12/26/12 Yeh, it is snowing, I know that, I am not obtuse like “some” say you are… I know what’s going on, and my feet are getting wet.
12/19/12 I know you told me that Santa Claws will bring me presents but I want to know if it is your Santa Claws or will it be Santa Dog. And I want you to leave a note and ask about my rain boots and why he has never brought them. Surely he has them, so why can’t I? And another thing does he use Reindeer or Sled Dogs… a lot of things YOU tell me don’t make sense….
12/12/12 Why must you put me on display? I have a private life… sometimes I just want to think.. and it is none of your business whether I am thinking about Cooter, the raccoons or maybe just what it would be like if you weren’t constantly annoying me…
12/5/12 Yes, I do prefer to be inside when it is wet and miserable out there, you may have been right about that…. you aren’t right about much but I’ll give you this one… and no it has nothing to do with me aging… I just changed my mind…
11/28/12 You think this coat keeps my paws dry? Think again… there is another issue… I keep hearing about turkey leftovers… where’s mine… don’t give me any of that bull about being a vegetarian… I don’t care… I’m a dog for crying out loud….
11/21/12 What’s wrong with her… why can’t I have any privacy… this is my bedroom I’m trying to sleep and here she is with the camera. I keep the raccoons at bay, bears don’t come around, I do my job… let me have some peace for woofing out loud…
11/14/12 Yes, it’s cold….. why do you always ask dumb questions? I get so tired of your endless nattering… no I don’t want to come inside… I will let you know when I do… the raccoon will be here soon… I want to be ready… I’m resting now…
Don’t believe me, I don’t care… there was a bear on the porch last night, it jumped on the railing by the tree. It didn’t scare me and it didn’t get my food. You should be grateful, I probably saved you too.
10/31/12 No, I’m not wearing a costume. You can’t make me… I know how to call ARF… Rachel will help me.. I have my rights.
10/24/12 Here we go again. It’s raining, the ground is wet, it is cold and wet, my paws get wet, my bed gets wet. Why don’t you do something about it? I’ve told you over and over I don’t like my paws getting wet. Buy me some boots. Once again I say, “what is wrong with you?”. Stop making it rain. Snow is okay, I like the snow, I can roll in the snow. Have you ever tried to roll in water?