Cooter & Claire (human friends) 11/4/15

...and they can't see in the dark, and they have no sense of smell, and they can't hear well, and their strange skeleton means they're top heavy and tip over all the time, and their butts always stink because they can't reach them properly, and they chatter constantly but can't wiggle their tail to speak of, and yet, they can scratch behind the ear, and they have an inexhaustible supply of treats, so I'm going to say, on balance, it's just smart to be their best friends regardless their shortcomings and deplorable hygiene.

11/4/15  …and they can’t see in the dark, and they have no sense of smell, and they can’t hear well, and their strange skeleton means they’re top heavy and tip over all the time, and their butts always stink because they can’t reach them properly, and they chatter constantly but can’t wiggle their tail to speak of, and yet, they can scratch behind the ear, and they have an inexhaustible supply of treats, so I’m going to say, on balance, it’s just smart to be their best friends regardless their shortcomings and deplorable hygiene.

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