Another Wednesday and another Mountain Messenger will arrive in your mailbox tomorrow. This is the weekend the Clampers, known by their red shirts, charitable and historical work and their cheerfully descriptive language. And where will Don be…. with his Mommy. This is one of his favorite weekends with lots of fun and frivolity so we know he really loves his Mommy, I have met her and she is a really nice woman, and it is amazing that Don is her son, not that Don is not a good son, he is, he loves his Mom very much and we have to give him credit for being a good son. Well I think I beat that issue to death, so let’s move on to Milly and Jill, word is that when Don is away, they like each other which leads us to believe that the competition and snarling that goes on between them is all about Don. I wonder if they realize the only woman he cares about is his Mom…oh and Irene, I understand he loves Irene almost as much as he loves his Mom. Darn it here I am back on the same topic, Don loving his Mom. Well anyhow he always comes back to us. Say hi to your Mom please.
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